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Table of Contents
Bush Addresses Council on Face Relations
Bush Lauds Courage of Facial Freezilitus Students
Courage in the Goofyface of Adversity at World Cup
A History of Facial Discrimination
What is Facial Freezilitus?
Entertainment News
Advice Column
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Courage in the Goofyface of Adversity at World Cup


Big Noggin (center) joyously begins an unprecedented declothing routine prior to the start of the gold medal winning game.
The world was wowed by the heroics of the U.S. Soccer Team at the 2005 World Cup. However one athlete’s courage and determination truly captured not only the hearts of the world, but also embodied the triumph of the human spirit.

After kicking the winning goal in the gold medal game, Brandy Noginla (a.k.a. Big Noggin, pictured at right) was showered with praise and adulation from fans around the world. Yet, lost amidst the celebration is a story of triumph over tragedy. For Noggin suffers from an advanced form of Facial Freezilitus. Born with underdeveloped facial distortional musculature control (UFDMC), Noggin has uncontrollably made goofyfaces throughout every waking moment of her life. While acquiring an unlimited array of goofyfaces, Noggin’s lack of facial musculature control eventually resulted in Stage 14 Facial Freezilitus. “Soccer was always an escape from the taunts of other children.”, says Noggin. “Best of all, no one ever took me seriously.” As a result of her constant goofyface, opposing players discounted her athletic prowess and were often distracted by her ever evolving facial expressions.

Despite scoring 86 percent of the goals for her team throughout the World Cup, Noggin has yet to receive any endorsement offers. With frustration in her voice, but not on her face, Noggin explained, “I’ve received just one endorsement deal. And that was from a paper bag company.” Whether her goofyface is on a box of Wheaties or concealed under a paper bag, her courage reminds the world that people of all faces are capable of great things.


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