Bush Addresses Council on Face Relations
In a time rife with diminishing approval ratings and political turmoil, President George W. Bush sought to counter critics who say he continues to avoid speaking to minority groups such as the NAACP and Urban League. In what Press Secretary, Ben Fooldemall calls, “a step in the far right direction”, Bush spoke to the National Council on Face Relations (NCFR). Although those with facial freezilitus comprise only .00000000004 percent of prospective voters, Fooldemall stressed that these efforts were ...
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Courage in the Goofyface of Adversity at World Cup
The world was wowed by the heroics of the U.S. Soccer Team at the 2005 World Cup. However one athlete’s courage and determination truly captured not only the hearts of the world, but also embodied the triumph of the human spirit.

After kicking the winning goal in the gold medal game, Brandy Noginla (a.k.a. Big Noggin, pictured above) was showered with praise and adulation from fans around the world.
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